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dvn_thegreat- On your way to the top
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by CaesarRex Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:16 pm
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
[/center]Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
[center]"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer
[center]"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by Discharge4life Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:49 pm
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by brammeke11 Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:52 am
Those guys can sing but its done with mic's or else you wont get that beatbox that loud.
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by MGMT Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:06 am
whats the difference between Father Christmas and Tiger Woods?
Father Christmas stops after 3 ho's
Father Christmas stops after 3 ho's
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by MGMT Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:05 am
Im facing child abuse charges next week.
Turns out, Dora doesn't like explore.
Turns out, Dora doesn't like explore.
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by CaesarRex Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:16 am
battle of the adverts....
first BMW
Then Audi's response
The Suburu's response to them both!
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And finally Bently to all of them
first BMW
Then Audi's response
The Suburu's response to them both!
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And finally Bently to all of them
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by CaesarRex Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:53 am
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by Discharge4life Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:12 am
niceeeeeeeeee
It was not a meteor, or an explosion from a volcano that extincted the dinosours. It was the ChuckNorrisSoursis that put them into extinction ~
It was not a meteor, or an explosion from a volcano that extincted the dinosours. It was the ChuckNorrisSoursis that put them into extinction ~
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by MGMT Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:39 pm
Pancake Day,
The only day of the year where hitting the ceiling is considered a bad toss.
The only day of the year where hitting the ceiling is considered a bad toss.
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by MGMT Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:40 pm
Your Mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by MGMT Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:45 pm
No matter what school I go to I can never fit in.
I guess thats one of the cons of being a paedophile.
I guess thats one of the cons of being a paedophile.
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Re: FUNNY SHIT
by Madjivi Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:05 pm
lmao this is so awesome,were did you get this from rex?
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